lil fckin gnome doesn't check the chart before he buys. he doesn't check it after either. he garden-sits through every dip, every rug scare, every red candle, and he has never once looked up.
he woke up in a swamp, put on the hat, and decided that was enough main character energy for one lifetime. no research. no exit strategy. one job: hold, and not care.
while you're refreshing the chart at 3am, he's asleep in a beanbag. while you're panic-selling, he's lighting something and shrugging. while you're taking profit, he's already forgotten he owns any.
this is not financial advice. this is not advice at all. this is lil fckin gnome. L.F.G.